Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it
Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick